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Jerry Rayburn of Jerry Rayburn of Hattiesburg Mississippi, Hattiesburg Mississippi, was once kicked out of a was once kicked out of a Bourbon Street strip club Bourbon Street strip club for “ demanding that the for “ demanding that the stripper put back on her stripper put back on her

clothes ’’ .clothes ’’ .

Jerry Rayburn of Jerry Rayburn of Hattiesburg Mississippi, Hattiesburg Mississippi, was once kicked out of a was once kicked out of a Bourbon Street strip club Bourbon Street strip club for “ demanding that the for “ demanding that the stripper put back on her stripper put back on her

clothes ’’ .clothes ’’ .

‘‘‘‘The closest I ever came to a The closest I ever came to a menage a troismenage a trois was when I was when I

once dated a schizophrenic. ’’once dated a schizophrenic. ’’

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‘‘‘‘The closest I ever came to a The closest I ever came to a menage a troismenage a trois was when I was when I

once dated a schizophrenic. ’’once dated a schizophrenic. ’’

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Everything I can't find . . . I Everything I can't find . . . I know is in a very secure know is in a very secure

place.place.

Everything I can't find . . . I Everything I can't find . . . I know is in a very secure know is in a very secure

place.place.

Boudreaux was shopping at the Wal-Mart when he ran Boudreaux was shopping at the Wal-Mart when he ran into his old friend Thibodeaux outside the jewelry into his old friend Thibodeaux outside the jewelry section. Thibodeaux noticed that Boudreaux had a section. Thibodeaux noticed that Boudreaux had a

small gift-wrapped box in his hand.small gift-wrapped box in his hand.

"So,what you done bought dere, Boud?" Thib asked."So,what you done bought dere, Boud?" Thib asked.

"Mais, now that you done asked me that," replies "Mais, now that you done asked me that," replies Boudreaux, "it was time to buy my Chlotile's birthday Boudreaux, "it was time to buy my Chlotile's birthday present and this morning when I asked her what she present and this morning when I asked her what she

done want me to get her, she say, 'Oh, me I don't done want me to get her, she say, 'Oh, me I don't know, sha, just so it got a lot of diamonds in it.'" "So, know, sha, just so it got a lot of diamonds in it.'" "So,

what you done got for her, Boud?" Ole Thib asked.what you done got for her, Boud?" Ole Thib asked.

Boudreaux,smiling proudly, replied, "Maise, I got her a Boudreaux,smiling proudly, replied, "Maise, I got her a deck of cards.."deck of cards.."

Boudreaux was shopping at the Wal-Mart when he ran Boudreaux was shopping at the Wal-Mart when he ran into his old friend Thibodeaux outside the jewelry into his old friend Thibodeaux outside the jewelry section. Thibodeaux noticed that Boudreaux had a section. Thibodeaux noticed that Boudreaux had a

small gift-wrapped box in his hand.small gift-wrapped box in his hand.

"So,what you done bought dere, Boud?" Thib asked."So,what you done bought dere, Boud?" Thib asked.

"Mais, now that you done asked me that," replies "Mais, now that you done asked me that," replies Boudreaux, "it was time to buy my Chlotile's birthday Boudreaux, "it was time to buy my Chlotile's birthday present and this morning when I asked her what she present and this morning when I asked her what she

done want me to get her, she say, 'Oh, me I don't done want me to get her, she say, 'Oh, me I don't know, sha, just so it got a lot of diamonds in it.'" "So, know, sha, just so it got a lot of diamonds in it.'" "So,

what you done got for her, Boud?" Ole Thib asked.what you done got for her, Boud?" Ole Thib asked.

Boudreaux,smiling proudly, replied, "Maise, I got her a Boudreaux,smiling proudly, replied, "Maise, I got her a deck of cards.."deck of cards.."

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