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Jasper Alabama: Jasper Alabama:

It is illegal for a husband to It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick beat his wife with a stick

larger in diameter than his larger in diameter than his thumb. thumb.

Jasper Alabama: Jasper Alabama:

It is illegal for a husband to It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick beat his wife with a stick

larger in diameter than his larger in diameter than his thumb. thumb.

( LAWS STILL ON THE BOOKS )

“ “ It's hard for me to get used to It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can these changing times. I can remember when the air was remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.’’ clean and sex was dirty.’’

George BurnsGeorge Burns

“ “ It's hard for me to get used to It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can these changing times. I can remember when the air was remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.’’ clean and sex was dirty.’’

George BurnsGeorge Burns

The purpose of a child's The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can middle name is so he can

tell when he's really in tell when he's really in trouble.trouble.

The purpose of a child's The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can middle name is so he can

tell when he's really in tell when he's really in trouble.trouble.

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat

right beside his.right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or  Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the

Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for

nymphomaniacs!nymphomaniacs!Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's

your business role at this convention?"your business role at this convention?""Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the

popular myths about sexuality."popular myths about sexuality.""Really," he smiled. "What myths are those?""Really," he smiled. "What myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that the who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that the

French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories is descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories is

the Southern Redneck."the Southern Redneck."Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,"  Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," 

she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name."your name."

   "Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba   "Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat

right beside his.right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or  Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the

Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for

nymphomaniacs!nymphomaniacs!Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's

your business role at this convention?"your business role at this convention?""Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the

popular myths about sexuality."popular myths about sexuality.""Really," he smiled. "What myths are those?""Really," he smiled. "What myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that the who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that the

French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories is descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories is

the Southern Redneck."the Southern Redneck."Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,"  Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," 

she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name."your name."

   "Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba   "Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba

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