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In 1963, baseball pitcher In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I put a man on the moon before I

hit a home run." On July 20, hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil 1969, a few hours after Neil

Armstrong set foot on the moon, Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first (and Gaylord Perry hit his first (and

only) home run. only) home run. 

In 1963, baseball pitcher In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I put a man on the moon before I

hit a home run." On July 20, hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil 1969, a few hours after Neil

Armstrong set foot on the moon, Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first (and Gaylord Perry hit his first (and

only) home run. only) home run. 

“ “ Isn't this amazing? Clinton got $8M Isn't this amazing? Clinton got $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people memoir. That is $16M for two people

who for eight years couldn't who for eight years couldn't remember anything. ’’remember anything. ’’

Jay LenoJay Leno

“ “ Isn't this amazing? Clinton got $8M Isn't this amazing? Clinton got $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people memoir. That is $16M for two people

who for eight years couldn't who for eight years couldn't remember anything. ’’remember anything. ’’

Jay LenoJay Leno

When French people When French people swear do they say swear do they say

pardon my English ?pardon my English ?

When French people When French people swear do they say swear do they say

pardon my English ?pardon my English ?

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. pharmacist for some arsenic.

He asks, "What for?" He asks, "What for?"

She says, "I want to kill my husband." She says, "I want to kill my husband." He says, "Sorry, I can't do that." He says, "Sorry, I can't do that."

She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the a photo of her husband in bed with the

pharmacist's wife and hands it back to him. pharmacist's wife and hands it back to him.

OOHHH.......He says, "You didn't tell me you had OOHHH.......He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription...." a prescription...."

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. pharmacist for some arsenic.

He asks, "What for?" He asks, "What for?"

She says, "I want to kill my husband." She says, "I want to kill my husband." He says, "Sorry, I can't do that." He says, "Sorry, I can't do that."

She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the a photo of her husband in bed with the

pharmacist's wife and hands it back to him. pharmacist's wife and hands it back to him.

OOHHH.......He says, "You didn't tell me you had OOHHH.......He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription...." a prescription...."

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